You really hurt my hand with that thing. Maybe you shouldn't be swinging that thing around with out the proper training first... just an Observation.
Dear Homeless Joe,
You smell really funky, and it makes all of us feel really uncomfortable when you sit next to us in Starbucks sipping your free cup of water as you pick something out from your pants and proceed to chew it.
Dear Overly zealous Christan,
I don't read those pamphlets you give me, but they make some sweet paper maché. Thanks for the free art supplies.
and finally...
Dear Tourist,
Please walk faster. I understand it's a great town to take in, but if you don't pick up the
pace I'll be forced to give you a "flat tire" and that'll just ruin your day, and your shoes.
All of my love
-Anne
Love you profile pic!
ReplyDeleteAs for the tourist, I saw a program the other day where they were testing (to see if it would be an good) a fast and slow pedestrian lane lol so all the slow-pokes and tourists would walk on the slow and workers and maniacs to go on the fast :) But as usual people ignored it and just walked where ever... typical!